How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize