I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You may now shotgun with the bride
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Randomize
