I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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