I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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