So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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