your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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