i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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