Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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