she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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