we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
