Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days