Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality