Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops