We're facebook friends in real life
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.