4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.