I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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