i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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