I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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