At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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