i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Me. At least after what I've been through.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I could make wine with my vomit
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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