Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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