Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo