I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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