the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I supernannyed him into submission
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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