You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
third nipple confirmed
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night