you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you