If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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