I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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