why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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