I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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