No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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