arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals