dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
