did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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