I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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