I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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