We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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