talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
