There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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