It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.