you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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