Me. At least after what I've been through.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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