Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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