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I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.

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(920): I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with. http://tfl.nu/q53z

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(585): View more from New York

the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please

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(585): the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please http://tfl.nu/85bu

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined

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(301): I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined http://tfl.nu/iip9

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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people

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(515): brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people http://tfl.nu/wdd8

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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(816): Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same. http://tfl.nu/qpk7

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(229): View more from Georgia

College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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(229): College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant http://tfl.nu/1flc

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(941): thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated. http://tfl.nu/xw0x

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(818): View more from California

I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.

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(818): I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head. http://tfl.nu/x66l

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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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(831): i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock? http://tfl.nu/twxe

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision

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(908): i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision http://tfl.nu/741x

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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.

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(765): After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself. http://tfl.nu/i4wo

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(585): View more from New York

You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!

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(585): You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura! http://tfl.nu/nzmy

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.

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(484): announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention. http://tfl.nu/v327

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I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.

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(412): I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila. http://tfl.nu/4mhj

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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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(480): I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups. http://tfl.nu/acv0

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