Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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