Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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