You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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