There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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