she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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