So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we made out on top of his cat.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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