Dual....:-)
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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