Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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