Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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