ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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